Showing posts with label Mass Effect. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Mass Effect. Show all posts

Saturday, August 19, 2017

Mass Effect 2 Sucks


The first game I ever reviewed on this blog was the original Mass Effect, back in 2011. You can go back and read the review if you desire, but the whole thing is crudely written and doesn't really capture the nuance of how I felt about the game. It's been so long at this point that I can't elaborate on those thoughts any further, because I simply can't remember much of anything from ME1, except to say that I remember generally enjoying the game despite being constantly annoyed by simple, repetitive gameplay and obnoxious enemy-scaling and loot-scaling.

For years I've been hearing about how Mass Effect 2 was supposedly better than the original. A quick scan of google search results shows hundreds of articles and forum posts from 2010 heralding it as one of the greatest RPGs -- nay, greatest games, period -- of all time, while more recent articles with years of hindsight continue to sing its praises and laud its place in the pantheon of video game history. Apparently these people have never played good RPGs -- or good games, for that matter -- or else they all have wildly different definitions than I do as to what constitutes a "good" game, because there's virtually nothing about Mass Effect 2 that I can actually praise apart from its slick presentation and general aesthetic.

Tuesday, July 12, 2011

Massively Effecting My Indifference












Having finally gotten around to playing 2007's heralded Mass Effect, I'm now prepared to speak my mind about BioWare's science-fiction action/adventure/alien-copulation simulator/role-playing-game.  There are a lot of things to be said about ME, some of which might be praise, or maybe criticism, or perhaps just downright nitpicking.  Suffice it to say, my experience with ME was mixed, leaving me with little other choice but to say "meh."  The game's been out for like a decade or something, and even your grandmother's book club has played it by now, so this may be old news to some of you, but it's new to ME.

Continue to the full article for the rest of the verdict.